diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

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microwavepizzaoven:

whenever you think i’m listening to you i’m actually just looking at you and thinking about snacks

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ahomesboylife:

at least now everyone knows how i feel every time i make a text post

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vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

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takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

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