karcuttle:

me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*

(via efecte)

"It’s funny, when I think about this exact time last year. Things were so different. I never would have thought that things could change so much in only a year. I wonder what next October will be like."

17yr:

me @ myself: why are u like this?

(via cocaineteas)

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl, via stability)

loveanddrevenge:

For a long time I pretended I was heartless, that I lost my soul, that I was empty. But really, I have a fucking huge heart and sometimes when your heart is really big you have to turn off your feelings and become numb. One person can only handle so much.

(via stayshie)