"If you’re not losing friends then you’re not growing up"

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via goodkidmadciity)

dashdrive:

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

(via kindahorny)